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you a guy wanting cheese wat do? (set: $salad to false) [[go to the store]] [[cry]]

"helo can i have cheese" you say "no cuz i am realy cheese god" the chese god sais ":o" you say "you see, the vegans h8 cheese and want it banned, so we ned u to go and stop their campian" the chese god sais "ok" you say [[go back to house]]

done. [[ok|go to the store]]

welcome to your house [[go to store]] [[go to city]]

"the vegans's campain is ruining cheese :(" the chese god sais [[go back to house]]

the city is cool, there ar elights everywhere and lots of peoples [[go back to house]] [[go to salad place]] [[keep walking]]

(if: $salad is false)["welcome to the salada place" the salad man says "hello what can i have?" you say "look on the menu above doofus" the salad man says you look up and see some options [[get a salad]] [[get a chicken pet]] [[go back to the city|go to city]]](if: $salad is true)[you have salad already [[go back to city|go to city]]]

you keep walking and see a vegan campain building this must be where they're hosting the campain [[go to the campain]] [[walk backwards|go to city]]

"gimme a salad pls" you say "ok that will b 2 dollars" the salad man says o no you have no money [[punch the salad man in the face]] [[beg for the salad]]

"can i have chicken pet?" you say "thats not on the menu where'd you get that?" the salad man says "idk" you say "i'll just get a [[salad|get a salad]] then" you say

"for cheese!" you say as you punch the salad man the salad police open the door right away and take you to salad jail not only are u in jail, but cheese is ruind you are faliure

"may i please have salad? :(" you say "ok, i feel generous today" the salad man says "yay thank you :)" you say (set: $salad to true) [[go back to city|go to city]]

you enter the campain building "hello how may i help you" a vegan lady says [[say "i hate you"]] [[say "you like cheese?"]] [[say "will u marry me?"]] [[walk out|keep walking]]

"thats mean :(" the vegan lady says she then runs off [[hack the computer]] [[wait]]

"ew no its gross and not vegan" the vegan lady says [[frick|go to the campain]]

"no but i will give you a free wedding dress 4 being so kind" the vegan lady says she runs off and unlocks a door [[wait for the dress]] [[peek in the door]]

you jump over the desk and look at the computer screen you see all sorts of colouers [[what does the blue one do?]] [[what does the red one do?]]

you wait a billion years [[jk]] [[litterally]]

you move the mouse and click on the blue colouer, nothing happens. [[ok click on the red one|what does the red one do?]]

you move the mouse and click on the red colouer, a loading icon shows in the center of the screen. [[wait for it to load]] [[give up]]

you wait... [[keep waiting|wait for it to load]] [[give up]]

you don't want to wait any longer, somehow you manage to close the loading icon and jump back the front of the desk. a new vegan lady walks and sits behind the desk... [[ok|go to the campain]]

ok you don't actually wait a billion years it just feels like it, finally a new vegan lady walks and sits behind the desk. [[ok|go to the campain]]

ok. you litterally wait a billion years and then die of nothing else but bordem. you are faliure

after waiting the vegan lady comes back with a wedding dress "here you go" the vegan lady says you hold the green wedding dress that smells and feels like leafs oh no, the dress is too powerful and makes u vegan, meaning you're one of them now, and will ruin what you originally wanted, the cheese. you are faliure

you peek in the door, it's a hallway, you proceed to enter, the hallway splits into two paths. [[go left]] [[go right]]

you go left, it's the vegan lady "oh... while i would be mad, it's kinda nice how you came to see me, i will marry you." the vegan lady says after a couple of years, you now have a family with a beautiful lady, while cheese may be ruined, family matters most. you are kinda faliure

you go right, you see two gaurds beside a door, you walk to them. "in order to enter the campain managment room u need to show us a salad" both gaurds say at the same time (if: $salad is false)[[["i dont have salad on me"]]](if: $salad is true)[[["i have salad right here"]]]

"well too bad, that means you're not an employee and tresspassed" both gaurds say at the same time they then proceed to beat you up and you go to jail, meaning you can't save cheese. you are faliure

you show your salad you got from the salad place "okay, you may enter" both gaurds say at the same time they both open the giant door at the exact same time [[enter]]

you enter the campain management room, you see whiteboards, unfinished posters with green markers on them and you also see a volleyball man. you go up to the volleyball man and realize it's just a baby. [["frick"]] [["hello"]]

"my baby ears" the volleyball baby says you hear a laugh track, you look around and everything is volleyballs and hot dogs you feel like you're going crazy, you starting going insane you then jump out the window and break through the roof of the jail on your bed, you are now in jail and cannot save the cheese. you are faliure

"hello i am the president of vegans" the volleyball baby says "can i tell you to do something and you will no matter what do what i say?" you say "ok sure" the volleyball baby says ... this is it. ... you're chance to save the cheese ... [["can you shut down the campain?"]] [["can you keep the campain?"]] [["can you add cheese to the campain?"]]

"alrighty, fine i guess" the volleyball baby says you did it! you defeated the vegans! you can now eat cheese and have fun! but for some reason you feel a guilt, you agree with free speech but you just ruined vegans, they're now sad and it's all your fault. as you eat your cheese you feel sad, but you did help the cheese god, you realize you have to decide whether you did the right thing, or not.

"yeah i'll just do nothing" the volleyball baby says for some reason you felt keeping the campain would be right, maybe it's because you might want or you are one yourself? who knows... while you made vegans happy you and tons of other people will never be able to ever scratch that cheese itch ever again... wether you lost or won is up to you to decide.

"but that would go against vegans" the volleyball baby says [["please, think about the people"]] [["yeah true,"|"hello"]]

"okay, i'll just make it so we don't ruin it." the volleyball baby says you did it! everyone wins, the vegans and cheese lovers can now live together and do whatever they please. you feel no guilt because there's nothing to be guility about! you go to buy cheese and the cheese god says "thank you, even though you didn't do exactly what i said, what you did was better." you then won 1 million cheese! you are winner!