cheesd 2

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in the year 3XXX... aliens and peoples have been doings war. due to the battle for cheese. people thought the war was over after 30 years. however, it seems it has come back. (set: $goldbar to false)(set: $story to false)(set: $goldbarknow to false)(set: $car to false)(set: $keycard to false)(set: $keycardknow to false)(set: $password to false)(set: $passwordguard to false)(set: $keybox to false)(set: $security to false)(set: $aliengun to true) [[o no]]

you a guy wanting cheese wat do? [[go into flying car]] [[cry]]

you hop in your flying car to grab cheese [[fly to store]] [[fly to dance club]] [[fly to car upgrade place]] (if: $car is true)[ [[fly to space]]]

you can't cry cause you're too hungry [[ok|go into flying car]]

you fly to th storeee [["helo i want chese"]] [[go into flying car]]

u r in dance club u see people dancing (if: $goldbar is false)[ [[go up to stage]]<br>][[dance]] [[go into flying car]]

(if: $story is false)["hi" u soiy car upgrade man: "helo y r u here" "idk" u talkk car upgrade man: "k" "k" u si [[go into flying car]] ](if: $goldbar is false)[(if: $story is true)["hello can i ges car upgrade" you sey car upgrade man: "y?" "cuz i want 2 go to space to save ches" u saiyy car upgrade man: "sory i need gold" "o" u saiy (set: $goldbarknow to true) [[go into flying car]] ]](if: $car is true)["hi" u sai car upgrade man: "hi" [[go into flying car]] ](if: $goldbar is true)[(if: $car is false)["oi i got the gold bar" u sa car upgrade man: "ok ur car is now upgra8" congr8 (set: $car to true) [[go into flying car]] ]]

cashman: "sory we no got cheesee" [["y?"]]

cashman: "cuz the alien and human cheese war is now bakc again and they stole all chezz" (set: $story to true) [["frick"]]

cashman: "yeah real sux bad" [[go into flying car]]

you go up onto the stage and stand in front of the microphone [["wassup dance club"]] [[get off stage|fly to dance club]]

you proceed to dance as hard as you can [[dance harder]] [[stop dancing|fly to dance club]]

you dance harder [[dance even harder]] [[stop dancing|fly to dance club]]

you can feel your body starting to not like dancing 2 hard [[dance 2 the max]] [[stop dancing|fly to dance club]]

you dance 2 hard and die you are falirue

the crowd screams "wassup" [["every1 get naked"]] [["dance like there is 2morrow"]] (if: $goldbarknow is true)[ [["gimme a gold bar"]]]

the crowd and music goes silent with everyone staring at you [[...]] [[slowly walk off stage|fly to dance club]]

the crowd screams "woo" and starts dancing like crazy [["ay yo wassup again"|"wassup dance club"]] [[get off stage|fly to dance club]]

someone screams from the crowd "not unless you tell a funny joke" the crowd starts going "yeah" in agreement. [[alright here goes nothing]] [["nah sorry" and walk off stage|fly to dance club]]

the crowd goes "woo!" and starts taking their clothes off [[get naked too]] [[tip toe off the stage|fly to dance club]]

you start getting naked 2 and you dance the whole night. you wake up in your bathroom and realize you had a hangover, forgetting what you were doing before you never go to save the cheez u r falirute

[["so i was at my friends house"]] [["what did the"]] [["one time i"]]

[["and then"]] [["and i died."]]

[["chicken say to the road?"]] [["cow say to the deer?"]]

[["shot myself."]] [["died."]]

[["a giant cow came from the sky and killed my friend."]] [["i farted."]]

silence occurs... [[walk off stage|fly to dance club]]

[["i'm not gonna lie when i say i'm gonna cross you"]] [["i don't mean put me on a cross, i mean't let me cross the road!"]]

[["moo!"]] [["oof!"]]

while it would be funny if the crowd knew cross could mean to lie, no one got it. silence occurs... [[walk off stage|fly to dance club]]

silence occurs... however people start to get it and laugh. "alright mate, here you go." someone sais (set: $goldbar to true) you got a gold bar! [[sicc|fly to dance club]]

silence occurs... [[walk off stage|fly to dance club]]

you push the pedal to the max and are able to fly 2 spake [[wee]]

you are now in space [[go to planet quo]] [[go to the gas station]] [[go to mars]]

you fly to planet quo you see a huge buildong, it looks huge, while in your car you thought the tiny bump on the planet was a mountian it was actually the huge building. you notice no humans are here, you also see pictures of area 51 signs and such. [[put the two and two together]] [[stand there]]

you park your car at the gas statin [[walk in the building]] [[go into the car|wee]]

u fly 2 mars you see a man dancing you see a man dying you see a man crying [[dance with the dancing man]] [[die with the dying man]] [[cry with the crying man]] [[go back in2 car|wee]]

you put the two and two together, it's the alien plake. you see an alien walk out and quickly hide behond a bush. [[run to the door]] [[run to your car|wee]]

staying there, clueless... you see an alien walking of the building, and gets scared noticing a human is in the middle of the campus. [[chase the alien]] [[stand there still]]

you start sprinting towards the alien the alien runs off, you can feel the red sand underneath you slipping you a tad bit. the alien climbs over a matel fence that surrounds the building. [[climb over it]] [[run through]]

the alien runs off. [[wait|stand there]] [[go into car and fly to space|wee]]

you climb over the fence and jump down the alien turns to the right and heads for you car [[sprint faster]] [[tackle the alien]]

you back up and run towards the fence, a sharp part of the fence stabs you a bit into your head. due to the pain you fall over. the alien got away. an alien sees a lying human body, they go over to you and stares at you, slowly dying, easily able to save... the alien walks off without a care. you slowly die a lonely death, seeing people who are scared and don't care for you walk off with a glance at you. you are flaiure

you sprint faster towards your car and jump in [[stay there]] [[tackle the alien]]

you tackle the alien the alien stares at you begging for it's life to not be taken [["where's the cheese!?"]] [["helo"]]

you sit in your seat staring at the alien the alien quickly stops and runs the other direction too worried the alien will go in your car you don't chase it. [[fly to space|wee]] [[get out of car|go to planet quo]]

"idk idk! please don't hurt me!" the alien sais with a sincere voice [[punch the alien]] [[leave him be]]

"...what?" the alien saos [[punch the alien]] [[leave him be]]

you punch the alien, it dies. you hear a siren and see the alien police. you see their faces in the windshield with a shocked look, they shoot you instantly. you ae flairueeeeo

you get up, "run off" you saoie. the alien gets up and runs as fast as they can. [[go near the building|go to planet quo]] [[go into car and fly to space|wee]]

you run 2 the door, it needs a keycardd. (set: $keycardknow to true) [[go back 2 carr|wee]] (if: $keycard is true)[ [[use the keykard to get in.]]]

"hello they're siyre" the cahsierman sayis [[walk out|go to the gas station]] (if: $keycardknow is true)[(if: $keycard is false)[ [["do you have a keycard for the alien place?"]]]]

the mang goes silent "listin kid, getting into that building is a tuff ting 2 do." he takls [["i am willing 2 do et"]] [["o ok"|walk in the building]]

"alrightt the" man saisez "if u go 2 mars and g0 to thee alleiway u can meet a guy who will giv u a keykard" he saiddz [["thx"]]

"no problem." the moin says [[walk out|go to the gas station]] (if: $keycardknow is true)[(if: $keycard is false)[ [["wait, can you tell me where the keycard iz againN?"|"i am willing 2 do et"]]]]

you dance with the dancing man, having a fun time. [[yay|go to mars]]

you walk over to the dying man, he has a knife stabbed in his back, lying down on his stomach. u grab the knife out of him, hearing him yell in agony and stab the knife into your heart. you both die slowly, on the streets watching everybody go by, with agonizing pain as you die. you are a failure.

you sit down on the bench with the crying man. you think about the loss of cheese and start crying. "are you in greif too?" the man asks [["yes..."]] [["nope..."]]

"... isnot it tuff?/" teh man axks [["yes :("]] [["nop :)"]]

"then why are you crying?" [["idk"]]

"...okay?" [[:)|go to mars]]

"wel i hop we get betr :(" the man sais [[:(|go to mars]]

":o" the mon saids "hOW!?" he sab [["idk rely"]] (if: $keycardknow is true)[(if: $keycard is false)[ [["take me 2 the allyway 2 find out"]]]]

"oh, u wana meet him??" he saib you 2 get off teh bench and go 2 the aley way "hey man" the spoopy d00d saibs [["gimme keycard"]] [["sup"]]

"oh :(" he sai with sad face "ok... :(" [[:)|go to mars]]

he l00ks both ways and gives u a keycbard. (set: $keycard to true) "ok nwo how do i pass through the grieff?" the poor man sais [[epically say "cheese"]] [[ignore him]]

"not much" guy sayyysz [["gimme keycard"]] [["thaz cool..."]]

... *awkward silence* [["gimme keycard"]]

"cheese" you say as you walk away as he keeps yelling "what about cheese?" [[lol|go to mars]]

you walk away as he keeps crying out the question [[lol|go to mars]]

You hear a beep as you hear a clink, the door is unlocked. You open it to see a hallway, it goes 4 directions, the 4th one being the door behind you. [[Go straight.]](if: $security is false)[<br>(if: $passwordguard is false)[ [[Go left.]]](if: $passwordguard is true)[ [[Go left.|Open the door.]]]] [[Go right.]] [[Exit the building.|run to the door]]

You walk straight to see a box locked on to a table, speaking of locks there's a keylock on it. [[Walk back.|use the keykard to get in.]] (if: $password is false)[(if: $keybox is true)[ [[Unlock and open the box.]]]]

You go left, you see an alien gaurd. [[Confront them.]] [[Quickly go back.|use the keykard to get in.]]

You go to the right, you see an elevator, with a piece of paper on the floor in front of it. (if: $security is false)[Knowing going in the elevator would be stupid since there could be security there.](if: $security is true)[Now that you disabled the security system you should be safe going in the elevator.] [[Go back.|use the keykard to get in.]] (if: $security is true)[ [[Go into the elevator.]]](if: $keybox is false)[ [[Grab and read the note.]]]

You stand in gront of the guard. [[Punch them in the face.]] [[Kick their shin.]]

You try to punch them in the face but the alien catches your wind up and punches you instead. You wake up in jail. You are a failure...

You kick the alien's shin, they fall over in pain. (set: $passwordguard to true) [[Open the door.]]

You open the door to see a room with lots of computers running... You walk into the room and look at the dashboard of one of the computers, it requires a password. [[Exit the room.|use the keykard to get in.]] (if: $password is true)[ [[Type in "password".]]]

You rip the key off the paper and unlock the box, you open it up to see another piece of paper saying "password". You put the note in your pocket. (set: $password to true) [[Radical.|Go straight.]]

You read the note, you turn it back to see a key taped to it. (set: $keybox to true) [[Sweet.|Go right.]]

You type in password on the computer. [[Disable the security system.]] (link: "Play minesweeper.")[(goto-url: "https://www.google.com/search?q=minesweeper")]

You disable the security system. (set: $security to true) [[Exit the room.|use the keykard to get in.]]

You go to the top floor. You walk out and see it's a hallway to the alien president's office. There is a table with a gun. [[Go in the alien president's office.|get shot lol]] [[Grab the gun.]]

You open the door and see the alien president, he get's scared, however you hold the gun and point it at him. "Alright." you say... "Now here's what I want you to do." "What?" the president says with his shaky voice. [["Stop this war."]] [["Continue the war..."]]

You grab the gun. (set: $aliengun to true) [[Go in the alien president's office.]]

You open the door and see the alien president, he get's scared, runs and tackles you. He beats up up and you die. You are a failure...

"Stop this war, you're only hurting yourself. If you live in peace you won't need to spend money and you can save lives." you argue to him. "...You're right, I will..." the president softly says. After a month later the universe is now at peace, and the aliens have restored all the cheese, you take a bite and love the savoury flavour, you are happy. You win!

"Continue this war, you are so close, hell, I can even help you." you argue to him. "Alright..." the alien says. A month later all the humans are in concentration camps, except you. You and the aliens rise, thanks to that you are able to eat the cheese that the aliens have kept. You take a bite and love the savoury flavour, you are happy. You win?