chicken

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you are a poor boy and you want some chicken but you got no dough [[get a job]] [[rob the chicken bank]] [[fly to the chicken planet]]

you decide to get a job [[work]] [[don't work]]

you put your robbing mask on and go to the chicken bank [[use your water gun and shoot everybody]] [[sneak in]]

you get in your spaceship and fly to the chicken planet, you take a bite and realize it's a gas giant then you die.

you use your water gun to shoot everybody, you take the chicken and walk out to find the police [[run]] [[surrender]] [[shoot them]]

you sneak into the back door of the bank you see a person [[shoot the person]] [[seduce them]]

you run but you're surrounded so you just run into a police car and get shot

you surrender

you shoot the person they have keys [[take the keys to open the vault]] [[eat the keys]]

"hey bby, a/s/l" you say they fall in love and you make out with them and have babies but they make noise so you get caught

you shoot them all like tom cruise then escape you got the "classic robber" ending

you take the chicken from the vault and exit from the back door you got the "slick robber" ending

you eat the keys and die cause they taste bad

you work and get 2 coins but the chicken costs 3 coins [[kill your boss]] [[kill your self]]

you don't work, thanks to that you make someone else do all the work meaning they get a better paycheck, as a thanks from them they give you chicken you got the "thankful" ending

"hey boss" you say as you shoot them the police catch you and you go 2 jail

"hey me" you say as you shoot your self the police catch you killed your self and put you in jail