Haiku of the day #18 - 2019/4/11
        What a sturdy tree.
        Can't believe it can hold me.
        Though I hear a crack...
        
        Haiku of the day #17 - 2019/3/6
        Jim there's a problem.
        Your dog is peeing on my lawn.
        I saw a zipper...
        
        Haiku of the day #16 - 2019/2/26
        *Knock knock knock knock knock
        knock knock knock knock konck* Who's there!?
        Wait there's no one here...
        
        Haiku of the day #15 - 2019/2/25
        Knock knock jokes are lame.
        All the punchlines are the same.
        All of you I blame!
        
        Haiku of the day #14 - 2019/2/23
        Honey, I am home!
        Hold on, what did I just hear?
        Is that my wife's moan!?
        
        Haiku of the day #13 - 2019/2/15
        Take a sip of this.
        Take a sip of B drink now.
        They both taste the same...
        
        Haiku of the day #12 - 2018/12/31
        Bye 2018.
        We had ups and we had downs.
        Hi 2019.
        
        Haiku of the day #11 - 2018/11/23
        Crap, I missed a day!
        The world is going to end!
        Oh... Nothing happened...
        
        Haiku of the day #10 - 2018/11/21
        I'm studying hard.
        Don't know much but hope I will.
        Hopefully I pass...
        
        Haiku of the day #9 - 2018/11/20
        Hello there princess.
        Please take this sword on your way.
        In search for the prince.
        
        Haiku of the day #8 - 2018/11/19
        I don't like how hai
        kus are limiting in syll
        ables, it sucks lots.
        
        Haiku of the day #7 - 2018/11/18
        Fourty thousand views...
        Thats four zero thousand views...
        Lots of refreshes...
        
        Haiku of the day #6 - 2018/11/17
        I was almost late.
        I have none but a haiku.
        Hope that this will do...
        
        Haiku of the day #5 - 2018/11/16
        It is a snow day!
        Now I can go out and play!
        On my PC, duh.
        
        Haiku of the day #4 - 2018/11/15
        Can't do the shrug face.
        Messes up my blog system.
        Lesson has been learned.
        
        Haiku of the day #3 - 2018/11/14
        Look at the sunshine.
        Grass is green, and the birds sing.
        I'm a vampire...
        
        Haiku of the day #2 - 2018/11/13
        Hi me speak english.
        I know all the words could know.
        Native country here.
        
        Haiku of the day #1 - 2018/11/12
        Hi, I write a blog.
        It's about dumb, stupid stuff.
        Take a look and read. :)